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NO HANDOUTS TO THE HOMELESS IN PARKS IN VEGAS

CANADIAN RANCHER CLAIMS MOOSE AND MARE PRODUCE ODD-LOOKING COLT

WILD WEED ON COURTHOUSE LAWN ELIMINATED

GIRL WAS BEAT UP IN BUS FOR HAVING GOOD GRADES

JUDGE LECTURES WOMAN FOR EX-LAX PRANK

DOG FECES LEFT AT CONGRESSWOMAN'S OFFICE

DEPUTY FIRED FOR ALLEGEDLY GOING TOPLESS

BEER INGREDIENT MAY FIGHT PROSTATE CANCER

WEIGHT-WATCHERS CREATE HAVOC ON FLIGHT

POLICE SAY MAN TRIED TO USE POTATO AS SILENCER FOR GUN

CORDLESS JUMP-ROPE CAN HELP THE CLUMSY

FLORIDA MAN IN WOMEN'S BATHING SUIT ARRESTED

ROBERTSON SAYS HE LEG-PRESSED 2,000 POUNDS

WOMAN SEEKS PROBATION FOR HER CAT

SCHOOL BANS SESAME STREET GANG T-SHIRTS

MALFUNCTION CUTS GAS PRICE TO 29 CENTS

POLICE GET CALLS ABOUT BIKINIS, TV REMOTES

BIBLE STUDENT CHARGED IN PHONE SEX CASE

GOLFER NOT LIABLE FOR ERRANT GOLF BALL

POWER SHUT OFF AFTER WOMAN OWES A PENNY

DOCTOR CATCHES 385-POUND LEMON SHARK

HOMELESS FOOT-LICKER CHARGED IN CALIFORNIA

WOMAN'S BRA SAVES BREAST AND LIFE

GOING BANANAS

BEYOND WORDS

ARKANSAS GOVERNOR SAYS PAPER'S CLAIMS OF BEING CUT OFF 'LAUGHABLE'

BUSH'S PLANS OF DEPLOYING GUARD TO U.S. BORDER HITS SNAG

FRUSTRATED SECRETARY SUES BOSS FOR NOT SEXUALLY HARASSING HER

CITY EMPLOYEE ACCUSED OF SURFING WEB AT WORK FIRED

PROSECUTOR:  WHILE CAMERAS ROLLED, N.C. TRIO CASTRATED WILLING MEN

BUSH REJECTS CALLS FOR TAX ON OIL PROFITS

AS PROFITS SOAR, UNAPOLOGETIC OIL INDUSTRY LINKED TO AL-QAEDA ARMS DEALS

WANTED: A WHOLE LOT MORE GOOD BUDDIES

CALIFORNIA GOV. SCORNS BUSH RESPONSE TO LEVEES

NAGIN AND LANDRIEU IN NEW ORLEANS RUNOFF

BUSH AND SCHWARZENEGGER TO MEET FRIDAY

JURY AWARDS VIOXX PLAINTIFF $9M

CA GOVERNOR CALLS FLOODING EMERGENCY

THOUSANDS OF IMMIGRANTS RALLY ACROSS U.S.

US MILITARY DOUBTS BURNING PILOT VIDEO

HOMELAND DEPUTY ARRESTED